Monday, February 23, 2015
The Academy Awards
Best Dressed: Gwyneth Paltrow. You may talk about steam cleaning your vag and conscious uncoupling on your blog, but you still know how to dress. Can't fault a girl for that. Way to go Gwynnie!
Best Dressed Runner-Up: Naomi Watts. Oscars yet with an edge, I like it!
Worst Dressed: Marion Cotillard. It must have been your thick accent that confused the designers at Dior. Apparently they heard the word "Diaper" when you said the word "Dress."
Worst Dressed Runner-Up: John Travolta. Look! It's Two Chainz' long-lost, older, closeted brother! Not sure why you opted for some gold bling instead of a bow tie, maybe it was that damn Adel Dazim who told you to do it...